Wanna really knock em dead at that next fancy party with your innate sense of haute couture? Here are a couple of ideas...
A Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo
! I dare someone to wear this to their prom lol.
And for the lady...The couch dress
! I'd buy just to wear it and freak my mom out, but then she'd probably just say "Why did you spend so much money on that thing, I could've made it for you free."