Dim Sum Diaries
The following is a conversation that was had whilst driving the kids home from the market:

Daughter: Yeah so last year, a bunch of the girls in my class really liked you A (Son). They thought you were so cute!

Son: Oh yeah, those are my special girls.

Me (choking...HE'S ONLY JUST ENTERED KINDERGARTEN): Your what??

Son (matter of factly and quite smugly): My special girls...you know they think I'm cute and everything.

Me (wants to say...Boyo you will belong to me for sometime before you get swept away by some girl...): That's nice, son.