I swear they are bloody teaching algebra in second grade already.  I was working with Daughter on her math homework and everything was going fine when I encountered this seemingly inocuous math problem:
Find the number sentence that looks the same both ways.What I'm thinking:  What the bloody fuck is that supposed to mean??????
What I say:  Okay, now let's try to figure this out, shall we?
After trying to puzzle it out for a few minutes, I tell Daughter, "I'm not sure what its asking.  Let's try it later."
Daughter shoots me a look.  "You want me to tell my teacher that you couldn't figure it out?"
*Hasty shuffling of paper for few minutes
So I try to figure it out.  I'm thinking that the answer is 8+0=8, 0+8=8.  But I'm not sure.  For sure Daughter inherited smartass gene from LOGUNG'S side.