My cousin R got married and the huge Chinese banquet was held tonight. As my fam was getting ready (formal dress), Mom came downstairs, respendent in a beautiful black silk top embroidered with jet black beads and black silk pants.
"Ooh, Mum is trying to impress the males with her bosom!" my sister N said loudly.
"Well your mom always had the biggest pair out of all the sisters," Aunt G said.
Mom only rolled her eyes. "Well what do you think? Should I wear any jewelery?" She gestured vaguely toward her torso and I'm pretty sure she jutted her chest out right before she said, "Oh never mind, I have THIS."
A moment of silence followed.
"I meant the black beading on my top," she said.
Sure mom!!!!
"Ooh, Mum is trying to impress the males with her bosom!" my sister N said loudly.
"Well your mom always had the biggest pair out of all the sisters," Aunt G said.
Mom only rolled her eyes. "Well what do you think? Should I wear any jewelery?" She gestured vaguely toward her torso and I'm pretty sure she jutted her chest out right before she said, "Oh never mind, I have THIS."
A moment of silence followed.
"I meant the black beading on my top," she said.
Sure mom!!!!
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