Dim Sum Diaries
Coworker L couldn't (or wouldn't) blog about this, but I will...

REASON #226 WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BLINDLY HIRE A STRIPPER FROM A WEBSITE FOR YOUR MOTHER'S 50TH BIRTHDAY PARTY:

When said stripper a) does not look like his "picture" on the internet and b) is actually wearing socks and tries nonchalantly to sexily take them off as part of his routine.

Also, lack of tearaway cop pants is another good indication.