Dim Sum Diaries
I have a colleague at work who I go to lunch with a lot. Sometimes we have the funniest of conversations...I thought I'd share one with the world (I already warned her I'd be blogging about this btw). Let's call her "L".

L: Yeah, so since we're getting laid off, I've had my financial adviser help me out recently.

Me: Really? You have a financial adviser?

L: R's (a guy we both know) been doing online gambling lately and he won a lot! And through him I won too!

Me: So he's not so much your financial adviser as he is your bookie.

L: Yeah, for like two days.

Me: Cool.