Oh my god! Who is the latest sexy bitch to
release a pop album (in France, no less)? Why, its
Steven Segal, of course. He hoarsely sings his way through some rockin tunes, adopting Justin Timberlake affectations and channeling a bit of Macy Gray.
I just listened to one of his
songs.
*Imagines Steven striking a pose and declaring, "Guuuuuuuurrrrrlllll...." with that ponytail swinging around sexily*
Luckily he isn't here...luckily...or I'd be all over his fine pony-tailed self like white on rice (not!). Heh heh. (
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