Dim Sum Diaries
Oh my god! Who is the latest sexy bitch to release a pop album (in France, no less)? Why, its Steven Segal, of course. He hoarsely sings his way through some rockin tunes, adopting Justin Timberlake affectations and channeling a bit of Macy Gray.

I just listened to one of his songs.

*Imagines Steven striking a pose and declaring, "Guuuuuuuurrrrrlllll...." with that ponytail swinging around sexily*

Luckily he isn't here...luckily...or I'd be all over his fine pony-tailed self like white on rice (not!). Heh heh. (via)