Dim Sum Diaries
The other day, whilst going out to lunch w/ a female co-worker:

Me: Hey let’s go to In ‘N Out Burger for lunch! I’m hungry!

Co-Worker: You should get a Double Double animal style!


Co-Worker: What?

Me: What is that? Some kind of new sexual position that I don’t know about?

Co-Worker (all embarrassed): No! Its extra sauce, grilled onions and tomatoes, perv.

Me: Oh. Would it still be animal style if I didn’t want the tomatoes?

Co-Worker: Eh? I guess you haven’t heard of 4x4 or 8x8 either.

Me: Cool! Hamburger orgies!

Co-Worker: Get a room with your burger already.