The other day, whilst going out to lunch w/ a female co-worker:
Me: Hey let’s go to In ‘N Out Burger for lunch! I’m hungry!
Co-Worker: You should get a Double Double animal style!
Me: …
Co-Worker: What?
Me: What is that? Some kind of new sexual position that I don’t know about?
Co-Worker (all embarrassed): No! Its extra sauce, grilled onions and tomatoes, perv.
Me: Oh. Would it still be animal style if I didn’t want the tomatoes?
Co-Worker: Eh? I guess you haven’t heard of 4x4 or 8x8 either.
Me: Cool! Hamburger orgies!
Co-Worker: Get a room with your burger already.