Dim Sum Diaries
Norah Jones new CD, Feels Like Home comes out today. Guess I'll head to the music store during lunch.

And then last night...

"Hey honey, what are you reading there?" Lo-Gung asked me.

"The Bible," I replied.

"What? You?" Then he rolled his eyes when I showed him my book.

"The book of Sorkin," I intoned solemnly. "It follows after the book of Monty."

And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."