Behold the following conversation I recently had with my 5 year old daughter. We'll call her P.
P: Hey Mom! You hanged up my art picture!
Mir: Yes. Because it rocks.
P: Its supposed to be like
Matisse. We learned about him in school today.
Mir (smugly): Yes. I know all about art. In fact, in my high school Western Civilization class, I was considered quite the art expert. You know stuff like
chiaroscuro and all that.
P: Oh yeah? Then why did you hang my picture upside-down?
Mir: ....