Dim Sum Diaries
You know those WMD? Weapon of Mass Destruction? Found em. In my house. AKA my son.

This WMD likes to sneak out of his room when he is supposed to be sleeping and rip open the kids' tube of toothpaste with his bare teeth. He split it in half. Unbelievable.

You have to keep a close eye on this WMD, because it'll get really quiet. Suddenly a sense of dread grips you. What is he up to now? Then you realize you should've put away all the shampoo bottles because he's taken every one and emptied it into the tub.

Sigh. Sometimes its like fighting a losing battle.

Here is the final score for today:

Son: 76

Parents: 3