Lo-Gung takes the kiddies to
Best Buy. The kids immediately comandeer the microphone to the karaoke machine. Much to the delight of other shoppers and to the horror of Lo-Gung...
Daughter, aged 5 (at the top of her lungs): I LOOOOOOOOOVVVEEEEE YOOOOUUUU DADDDDYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Son aged 3 (at the top of his lungs): COOOOO-KOOOOO-CLOOCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
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Mir drives home after a shopping spree. She calls Lo-Gung on her cell phone.
Lo-Gung: Hey, did you buy a new dress for our Valentine Day's dinner?
Mir: I did get something. Its beautiful. Its white, filmy and very feminine. AND its see-through too.
Lo-Gung: reaLLLY? *cough cough* I mean really.
Mir: Oh yeah baby. Its
gorgeous.
Lo-Gung: Why must you be so cruel to me?
Men are so gullible.