Dim Sum Diaries
Note to self: Remember that you are an ABC, an American-Born-Chinese female who is more Americanized in culture, outlook and humor. Whilst driving to the local fast food joint, when you spot a female colleague (whom you chat with occasionally) power walking (Vietnamese emigre in her early '40s, with perhaps a more conservative sense of humor then you), it is not prudent to roll down the passenger's side window and yell out, "HEY SEXY LADY!!", then drive off.

Aforementioned colleague is bound to be scandalized (and she was).

Update: I just talked to aforementioned colleague and she's cool. Her scandalized reaction was her way of getting back at me. :p