Writing Part 2 is taking a little longer then I thought. Its very very long, so hopefully I'll post it by tonight.
In the meantime, here is a conversation I had with a co-worker recently. He got married, but his bride was still in the Phillippines. He was talking about some actress he thought was hot.
Me: OMG, you shouldn't be talking about women! You're married!
Co-Worker: Hey, I can still appreciate BOO-YOOOO-TEE! (said in a way that is hard to understand)
Me: What?? You pig! You can't appreciate booty anymore!
Co-Worker: What? I said beauty! Beauty!!
Another Coworker: *Laughing too hard to comment*
Such is the state of my workplace...
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