Dim Sum Diaries
Writing Part 2 is taking a little longer then I thought. Its very very long, so hopefully I'll post it by tonight.

In the meantime, here is a conversation I had with a co-worker recently. He got married, but his bride was still in the Phillippines. He was talking about some actress he thought was hot.

Me: OMG, you shouldn't be talking about women! You're married!

Co-Worker: Hey, I can still appreciate BOO-YOOOO-TEE! (said in a way that is hard to understand)

Me: What?? You pig! You can't appreciate booty anymore!

Co-Worker: What? I said beauty! Beauty!!

Another Coworker: *Laughing too hard to comment*

Such is the state of my workplace...