Dim Sum Diaries

Further Proof That My Brain Is Not Working...

I was working on some code this morning and I was trying to search through this big ass file for the keyword "security". I decided to shorten the search phrase to "sec", but I could not find any instances of it. WTF??? I thought to myself. Then a colleague (a nosy one) walks into my cube.

"Hey, why are you looking for 'sex'???" he says loudly so everyone can hear. "If your looking for sex you won't find it here!!!"

"Shut the hell up," I tell him grumpily but he ignores me. Three other people immediately flock to my cube to investigate the sex phenomenon and of course everyone has to chuckle at my expense.

This is what happens what you work with a bunch of smart-asses.