"They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children."
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all."
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die."
"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"
This site is pretty funny. It lists all the quotes Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the Iraqi Beret Wearing Info Minister, has stated. The site is under heavy load though, so you may have problems getting in.
We Love The Iraqi Information Minister!
(thanks Steve Yun for the link)